Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Funny Sister and Sayings Quotes

"She is your mirror, shining back at you with a world of possibilities. She is your witness, who sees you at your worst and best, and loves you anyway. She is your partner in crime, your midnight companion, someone who knows when you are smiling, even in the dark. She is your teacher, your defense attorney, your personal press agent, even your shrink. Some days, she's the reason you wish you were an only child." ~ Barbara Alpert

"Sister to sister we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree." ~ Author Unknown

"I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!" ~ Author Unknown

"Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five." ~ Pam Brown

"Sisters annoy, interfere, criticize. Indulge in monumental sulks, in huffs, in snide remarks. Borrow. Break. Monopolize the bathroom. Are always underfoot. But if catastrophe should strike, sisters are there. Defending you against all comers." ~ Pam Brown

"Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there." ~ Amy Li

"It was nice growing up with someone like you - someone to lean on, someone to count on... someone to tell on!" ~ Anonymous

"My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer... so she got halfway. She's an actress, she's just never called to the set." ~ Mitch Hedberg

"We know one another's faults, virtues, catastrophes, mortifications, triumphs, rivalries, desires, and how long we can each hang by our hands to a bar. We have been banded together under pack codes and tribal laws." ~ Rose Macaulay